Boris has a nosebleed from snorting too much speed, May is drinking special brew and Hunt is burning the Criminal Justice Bill while Farage, in full hunting gear, is calling the police. Please, please paint me Donald Trump and Piers Morgan having a date in Greggs on Valentine’s Day.ĭear Jim, for Xmas could I have Mad Max protecting the Coca Cola truck from an assault by competing soft drink providers (Pepsi, Cresta, Barr, Panda Pops, etc…)? He has to escort it to Chesterfield for some reason.ĭear Jim, Can you please paint a picture of the Thundercats terrorising the Thunderbirds? One of the Tracys could be up a tree, Lion-O could be presenting a mauled Brains as a present, like a good kitty. While the Fat Controller laughs beside a pile of failed flesh locomotive experiments? Cheers, Hey Jim, could you please paint Thomas The Tank Engine, made of flesh (except for his wheels) with a face that reflects the agony of being twisted into the shape of a train. Here are just a few examples of requests that Jim has painted:ĭear Jim, please could you paint the carnage that ensued when the commentator Jonathan Pearce merged realities and commentated on a Premier League football match between the cast of house robots from Robot Wars and Chelsea? Jim’s love for his adopted hometown saw him recently recreate parts of Stokes Croft and also a few of his favourite pubs using his distinctive MS Paint style: James Murray posted the first three pictures on Jimll Paint it on February 21, 2013. The resulting pictures are prized and often shared on social media. It was, like, the middle of the day, and there were these people dressed in full scientist suits, skateboarding down Gloucester Road. Jimll Paint It is a single topic blog where a man named jim solicits suggestions from readers of humorous or strange situations to paint in MS Paint. “Just before we moved here, me and my mates had been on a night out, and we were getting breakfast the next day. Youll see Impala lowriders and custom lowrider trucks. However, the main reason he moved to Bristol and remains here is because of a single moment, more than ten years ago. Truck was painted by Dustin Haven in 1997 and paint still look just as good today as done then. Greeting Card - Jimll Paint It - Best of the. When asked what keeps him in Bristol, Jim lists the independent businesses, especially along Gloucester Road, the thriving music scene and the creative expression of the city. Greeting Card - Jimll Paint It - Christmas Dinner Home Alone with Elf Snowman Kermit Die Hard 047. The blog consists of mostly humorous and surreal artwork painted using only Microsoft Paint, by request from his online followers. Jim’ll Paint It is an internet blog featured on Tumblr and other social networking sites, started on 21 February 2013. Technically, it’s one of the best I’ve done.”Īs a full-time illustrator, Jim also works on commissions such as creating the artwork for Bangface Weekender in Southport and Raised by Owls’ new album. Jim’ll Paint It Wiki, Biography, Age as Wikipedia. What’s his favourite piece? “There’s a piece I did of Kanye West giving birth to Kanye West.
Bonus points for originality and humour.Facebook deleted this recent picture by Jim While there aren’t enough hours in the day to physically paint every suggestion I will consider them all. On Paint.” Some of the requests are indeed wild but the results are great.Īsk me to paint anything you wish and I will try no matter how specific or surreal your demands. However, in the hands of an accomplished artist Paint still shines.
Also note he has matching Marmite curtains and bedsheets with slogan, keeping toast filthy since 1914!Ī guy by the name of Jim takes artistic requests for “ Jim’ll Paint It,” his Tumblr blog where he’ll “make your wildest dreams a reality using nothing but Microsoft Paint (no tablets, no touch ups).” He says, “You name it. Microsoft’s arcane Paint progra seems positively antiquated compared with more recent and powerful drawing apps.
To the side of the room, an egg has walked in to find the scene and has spurted his yolk everywhere in anger, as the soldiers are HIS bitches. Please paint me the brave little toaster…in bed with two slim sexy soldiers (the bread type), smoking a cigar with used pop tart wrappers strewn across the floor and an empty tub of ‘I cant believe its not butter’ on the side.
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